Senior

BFF best friend fell, BTW bring the wheelchair, BYOT Bring your own teeth, CRS cant remember stuff, DWI driving with incontinent, FWIWG forgot where I was going, GGBCI got to go bladder control issues, GGLKI gotta go laxative kicking in, GGPBL gotta go pacemaker battery low, GHA got heartburn again, HGBM had good bowel movement, IMHA is my hearing aid on, IMHAO is my hearing-aid on, LMD lost my dentures, LMDO – laughing my dentures out, OMSG oh my! sorry gas, ROFLACGU rolling on the floor laughing and cant get up, SMM slipped my mind, TTYL talk to you louder